Christmas Gonk Morning Person | White Unisex Hoodie

Festive Cheer Starts After Coffee

Christmas morning gets one small exception to the usual no-mornings rule. There are presents, after all. But even festive excitement has its limits, and this little gonk would appreciate a strong coffee before anyone starts jingling. ☕🎄😂

“I’m only a morning person on Christmas morning… and even then it’s a struggle” says what many of us are thinking. A wonderfully colourful gonk, complete with a striped floppy hat, oversized curled shoes and flowing white beard, clutches a steaming mug labelled “Caffeine fuels my jingle”. Presents, stars and snowflakes bring plenty of festive sparkle to a character who’s still working on feeling merry.

Part of our White Christmas collection, this design pairs Christmas gonk charm with the cosy comfort of our white Unisex Hoodie. Pull it on for opening presents, a leisurely festive breakfast or keeping warm while someone far more energetic sorts out the wrapping paper. A cheerful choice for coffee lovers whose Christmas spirit needs a little brewing time. 🎁✨

Love this sleepy little gonk? This design is also available on a unisex T-shirt, sweatshirt and tote bag, in a range of colours.

Designed for people who wear what makes them smile 😊

Perfect For

• Gonk lovers who appreciate a colourful festive character
• Coffee enthusiasts whose Christmas cheer needs caffeine
• Reluctant early risers, even when there are presents involved
• Christmas morning, cosy breakfasts and festive lounging
• Funny Christmas gifts or a seasonal treat for yourself
• Anyone who considers putting the kettle on their first Christmas tradition ☕😂

Sweatshirt Details

Printed to order on our white Unisex Hoodie, with a soft fleece feel and a comfortable classic fit.

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece feel for cosy everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Handy kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a comfortable fit
• Twin-needle stitching for added everyday durability
• Unisex sizes S–2XL
• High-quality DTF print for vibrant colour and exceptional durability
• Free Standard Tracked 48 delivery