Dear Santa, Define Good | White Unisex Sweatshirt

Before We Discuss the Naughty List…

This little gonk hasn’t denied anything. They’ve simply asked Santa to be a bit more specific. 😂 With an I Tried sign ready for inspection and presents conveniently close by, Dear Santa, Define Good captures the delicate art of looking festive while avoiding a firm statement about your behaviour.

A patterned red-and-green hat tumbles over a round nose and long white beard, while checked mittens hold the carefully prepared defence. Wrapped gifts, curling ribbons and a tiny Christmas tree surround the seated character, with holly, snowflakes and stars completing the scene. Bold red and black lettering delivers the question that could make all the difference to this year’s present allocation.

Part of our Christmas Gonks collection, this white unisex sweatshirt is a cosy choice for Christmas jumper day, festive lunches and family gatherings where somebody is bound to mention the naughty list. A knowing gift for the friend who can explain absolutely everything—given enough time and a suitably sympathetic Santa. 🎄

Taking your case to another festive gathering? The matching hoodie, T-shirt and tote bag carry the same request for clarification. No need to change your story between appearances. 😂

Designed for people who wear what makes them smile 😊

Perfect For

• Friends who insist their behaviour has been open to interpretation 😂
• Gonk collectors with a fondness for cheeky festive characters
• Christmas jumper day when you’d like to plead your case early
• Secret Santa for someone whose excuses are part of their charm 🎁
• Family lunches where everyone has a different version of who’s been good
• Anyone hoping enthusiasm will make up for a few questionable decisions
• Fans of traditional red-and-green designs with a humorous twist
• The person who believes I tried should be an officially recognised nice-list category

Sweatshirt Details

Printed to order on our white Unisex Sweatshirt, with a soft fleece feel and a comfortable classic fit.

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece feel for cosy everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
• Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for a comfortable fit
• Twin-needle stitching for added everyday durability
• Unisex sizes S–2XL
• High-quality DTF print for vibrant colour and exceptional durability
• Free Standard Tracked 48 delivery