Christmas Cows: Udderly Tangled | White Unisex Hoodie

Three Cows. One Very Complicated Set of Lights.

It began with an excellent idea: a few colourful lights to brighten up the festivities. Quite how the lights ended up wrapped around all three cows is less clear. The smallest looks particularly surprised, the one in the Santa hat may have been in charge, and the third has found a candy cane and apparently decided to wait for someone else to solve it. 🐮

This wide-eyed trio has plenty of character, from their tousled hair and pink noses to their wonderfully tangled decorations. Red, green, blue, yellow and purple bulbs loop around their black-and-white and brown coats, with the Santa hat and striped candy cane adding the finishing festive touches. They’re an unlikely decorating team, but they’ve certainly made an impression.

Bringing together our Christmas Animals & White Christmas collections, this white unisex hoodie is a cosy choice for Christmas jumper day, festive farm visits and sharing a laugh with fellow cow enthusiasts. A cheerful gift for someone who loves a little animal mischief—and knows that the best Christmas stories often begin with a plan that got slightly out of hoof. 🎄

Fancy giving the decorating committee a change of outfit? Look out for the matching white unisex sweatshirt or t-shirt in a range of colours—the cows are still negotiating their way out of those lights. 💡

Designed for people who wear what makes them smile 😊

Perfect For

• Cow lovers who can’t resist a delightfully expressive face 🐮
• Christmas jumper day with a colourful farmyard twist
• Farmers, smallholders and friends who love life around animals
• Secret Santa for the person whose camera roll is mostly cows 🎁
• Festive family gatherings where the decorating never goes quite to plan
• Fans of quirky animal artwork and cheerful Christmas lights
• Anyone who’d choose a candy cane over helping untangle the lights
• Gifts for a cow-mad friend who appreciates a little seasonal chaos

Sweatshirt Details

Printed to order on our white Unisex Hoodie, with a soft fleece feel and a comfortable classic fit.

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece feel for cosy everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Handy kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a comfortable fit
• Twin-needle stitching for added everyday durability
• Unisex sizes S–2XL
• High-quality DTF print for vibrant colour and exceptional durability
• Free Standard Tracked 48 delivery