Dear Santa, Define Good | Christmas Jumper | White Unisex Hoodie

Before We Discuss the Naughty List…

Before Santa makes any decisions, this little gonk would like to clarify the criteria. What exactly counts as good? Are we considering the whole year? And surely I tried deserves at least a little credit? 😂 Dear Santa, Define Good is a festive appeal from someone who suspects their best defence might be a carefully worded question.

A seated gonk in a patterned red-and-green hat holds up an I Tried sign, surrounded by wrapped presents, curling ribbons and a tiny decorated Christmas tree. Holly, stars and snowflakes frame the scene, while bold red and black lettering makes the request for clarification rather difficult to miss. Traditional festive detail meets a wonderfully cheeky bit of negotiation.

Part of our Christmas Gonks collection, this white unisex hoodie is a cosy choice for Christmas jumper day, festive family visits and anyone keeping their nice-list status open to interpretation. A playful gift for the friend who always has an explanation—and would appreciate Santa hearing their side of the story before checking the list. 🎄

Prefer to submit your festive appeal on a sweatshirt, T-shirt or tote bag? This little gonk is making the same case on those too. Every defence benefits from a consistent statement. 😂

Designed for people who wear what makes them smile 😊

Perfect For

• Anyone whose nice-list status depends on how the question is phrased 😂
• Gonk collectors who enjoy a character with a cheeky streak
• Christmas jumper day with a little festive negotiation
• Secret Santa for the colleague who always has an excellent excuse 🎁
• Friends who believe effort should count towards good behaviour
• Family gatherings where the naughty-or-nice debate starts early
• Fans of traditional Christmas colours and detailed gonk illustrations
• The person who’s willing to admit very little until Santa defines his terms

Sweatshirt Details

Printed to order on our white Unisex Hoodie, with a soft fleece feel and a comfortable classic fit.

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece feel for cosy everyday comfort
• Classic unisex fit
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Handy kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a comfortable fit
• Twin-needle stitching for added everyday durability
• Unisex sizes S–2XL
• High-quality DTF print for vibrant colour and exceptional durability
• Free Standard Tracked 48 delivery