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Iām Not an Elf, Iām Just Short | White Unisex Hoodie
£29.99
Your height is a fact. Your alleged elf career is entirely fictional. Iām not an elf, Iām just short delivers a cheerful correction in red and green lettering, complete with striped stockings, holly, Christmas lights and one rather suspicious curled-toe shoe. š
Part of our Christmas HumourĀ collection, this white unisex hoodie brings a cosy layer and a ready-made comeback to festive outings and Christmas jumper day. A fun gift for someone whoās happy to laugh about their height, provided nobody expects them to build the presents. š
Small Stature. No Workshop Contract.
Being asked to stand at the front of every group photo is one thing. Being mistaken for seasonal staff is quite another. š Iām not an elf, Iām just short gives the vertically untroubled a festive comeback of their ownābecause a shorter inside leg does not count as a North Pole qualification.
Bright red and green ELF lettering is dressed in striped stockings, gold-coloured buttons and buckles, a pointed hat and a splendid curled-toe shoe. Snow-topped details, holly and colourful Christmas lights add to the cheerful design. Admittedly, wearing this much elf-inspired artwork might invite a few questions, but the answer is helpfully printed underneath.
Bringing together our Christmas Humour & White ChristmasĀ collections, this white unisex hoodie is a cosy layer for Christmas market visits, festive get-togethers and joining the office Christmas jumper day. A playful choice for someone who takes the height jokes in their strideāand would like everyone to stop asking whether Santaās hiring. š
Same height, different necklineāour matching sweatshirt also comes with a firm denial of any workshop involvement. š
Designed for people who wear what makes them smile š
Perfect For
- Short people ready to get their Christmas comeback in first š
- Christmas jumper day when youād rather wear a hoodie
- Festive outings with friends who never let a height joke pass
- A funny gift for someone proudly flying the fun-sized flag
- Secret Santa with a personal joke the recipient will appreciate š
- Christmas market trips with your considerably taller other half
- Fans of bright elf lettering, striped stockings and cheeky slogans
- Anyone whose height has somehow become a festive talking point
Sweatshirt Details
Printed to order on our white Unisex Hoodie, with a soft fleece feel and a comfortable classic fit.
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Soft fleece feel for cosy everyday comfort
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Handy kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a comfortable fit
- Twin-needle stitching for added everyday durability
- Unisex sizes Sā2XL
- High-quality DTF print for vibrant colour and exceptional durability
- Free Standard Tracked 48 delivery
| Product Type | Unisex Hoodie |
|---|---|
| Colour | White |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
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